不管这(zhè(😣) )导演嗑不管这(zhè(😣) )导演嗑(kē(🖲) )了什么(me )很纯的(🗳),全部都(dō(🥎)u )要给你(🚊)(nǐ )来一点!在澳(👭)洲这座曾(💒)经(jīng )被称作(zuò )「无主之(👧)地」((🔋)Terra Nullius)(🐹)的大(dà )陆,历(lì )史以前(🌽)所未见的(♈)观(guān )点重新(xī(🍏)n )诠释:当(🚱)《疯狂麦(🦖)斯》末日场(chǎng )景(🌧)(jǐng )成为难(🦁)民拘留地(dì ),食人(rén )羊成(🛅)为反殖(💩)民(⚾)叛乱份子(zǐ(⏸) ),《沙(shā )漠(mò(✈) )妖姬》与电(🚾)视剧(jù )《请喜(xǐ(📣) )欢我》有了(📡)跨时空的酷(kù )儿对话(🏐)(huà )……本(🗽)片以近似DJ取(qǔ(🥌) )样混音(yī(🛺)n )之拼贴(🥩)(tiē )手法,打开了(⬅)虚(xū )构与(🐞)史(shǐ )实间的神秘黑洞,大(🏷)量援(yuá(🕯)n )引(🐱)电影(yǐng )名场景与历史(🗺)典(diǎn )故,穿(🤤)(chuān )越时空(kōng )与(🍿)各种语境(😦),重写(xiě(🌟) )、改写(xiě )、乱(🎩)写,全面毁(💱)坏观众(zhòng )的三观(guān )!这是(🎭)一部政(🔖)治(☝)复(fù )仇预言(👔)(yán ),杂揉讽(➿)刺喜剧、(🐪)生态(tài )恐怖与(🍣)(yǔ )公(gōng )路(🍚)电影类型,写(xiě )下澳洲(⚽)(zhōu )国族神(🐻)(shén )话从未被纪(🚑)录的(de )史诗(🚌)篇(piān )章(💙)。
A man and a woman lay side by side in bed. Who are they and how do they know each other? There is no one clear answer and that’s what makes this story interesting.
师兄李昆在(➿)(zài )京剧演(🔚)(yǎn )出中打(dǎ )起了广告。师(🥑)弟(dì )侯(❓)广(⛹)智(zhì )觉得李昆侮辱了(🔊)戏台,两(liǎ(⚓)ng )人话不(bú )投机(🙌)分道扬镳(🥜)。五年后(🐀)(hòu )李昆靠(kào )演(🏗)孙大圣走(🎴)穴发家(jiā )。侯广(guǎng )智则成(🐨)了剧团(💃)的(🐝)孙大圣(shèng )专(🎿)业户(hù )。 李(💝)昆联系到(🈶)一笔(bǐ )生意但(😉)(dàn )却需要(🚰)侯广智的帮助。侯广智(🎚)(zhì )答(dá )应(🀄)李昆来见客户(🎱)(hù )—马老(🙈)(lǎo )板。马(👉)(mǎ )老板最近迷(🙉)上了(le )一个(🐺)网(wǎng )红,并准备为她排(pá(🎱)i )一部《真(💦)假(🚳)美(měi )猴王三打白骨精(🌂)(jīng )》。因(yīn )为(📥)这违反了京剧(🥃)传统,侯(hó(🚡)u )广智愤(💋)(fèn )然拒绝。李昆(🕑)偷(tōu )了祖(🌖)师(shī )爷的戏(xì )服签了合(📒)同,愤怒(😹)(nù(🧀) )的侯广(guǎng )智(🍃)与李昆再(🕎)次决裂。但(📣)(dàn )当侯广(guǎng )智(👤)(zhì )看到徒(🔢)弟们竭力(lì )招揽顾(gù(🏾) )客时他终(🥂)于同意演出。 试(🕋)演当(dāng )天(🥀)(tiān )侯广(🍧)智潇洒上台(tá(🚉)i ),李昆(kūn )内(🧢)心对(duì )京剧的热忱被侯(🥢)(hóu )广智唤(🥟)(huàn )醒,他配合着侯广(guǎ(🐫)ng )智说出(chū(🤣) )了原汁(zhī )原味(🐅)的戏词。两(🤡)(liǎng )人合(🥖)演(yǎn )了一版传(⏺)统的《真假(🛄)美猴(hóu )王》,这一刻所有人(🍁)都(dōu )感(♈)受(⛱)到(dào )了京剧(🤙)(jù )的魅力(🕺)。
曼道和他(⚾)(tā )的成年(nián )侄(🤓)子杰克逊(🛡)使用星体投(tóu )射来扭(🔋)(niǔ )转(zhuǎn )鬼(🙂)魂在万圣节的(🐯)(de )死亡。
Jay Tanner and his crew have been getting rich off of faking demon hunts and posting them on YOUTUBE. Unfortunately for Jay and his crew this demon hunt turns real.
技术(🈷)宅男马(🏆)小明暗恋小(xiǎ(🌥)o )模特沙(shā(💌) )莎,一次意外他与(yǔ )流浪(🎖)狗(gǒu )豆丁(🚨)互(hù )换了身体,从此(cǐ(👓) )进入了(le )沙(🕰)莎的生活,在人(😐)(rén )与狗互(🌧)(hù )换的(🐆)过(guò )程中,彼此(🍫)增进(jìn )了(🖨)了解(jiě ),建立了信任与依(🔞)赖,最(zuì(🛌) )终(🛹)捕获(huò )了女(🐭)孩的芳心(➰)。
阿呆和(hé(🌝) )阿瓜是(shì )一对(🚧)非常要好(🌏)的朋(péng )友,他(tā )们觉得(🚬)凭借自己(🔓)的力量(liàng )可以(😣)修(xiū )理(lǐ(🏇) )一切,有(🚬)麻(👫)烦发(fā )生时(🦌),只要开动(🎑)脑筋,利用手(shǒu )边的工(gō(👃)ng )具都可以(♑)搞定。人(rén )们总会(huì )被(🎗)他们(men )的“错(🧝)误”行为(wéi )逗笑(🕖),觉得他们(🎞)有点笨(🐠),大部分(fèn )时间(🌜)会(huì )把事(🍗)情搞的更糟(zāo ),但是(shì )呆(👡)瓜兄(xiō(🎉)ng )弟(🤛)总能自己做(🆔)的事(shì )情(🎓)中找(zhǎo )到(🚀)“自己的路”,并对(🐷)(duì )自己努(📥)(nǔ )力之后的结果感到(🚷)(dào )满意。因(🔝)为他们坚信一(🍀)句话“伟大(🚾)的(de )创(chuà(🤚)ng )造(🍕)在最开始的(🐏)时(shí )候也(🌫)不(bú )是完美的,关键的是(📣)开(kāi )始的(🌹)勇(yǒng )气”。
The full-length feature film "Azor", filmed in Mordovia by enthusiasts Victor Chichaykin and Alexander Uchevatkin, was ready a year ago. In autumn of 2017, the creators organized a test show, inviting connoisseurs of ethnography, ancient traditions and people interested in the theme of the history of the Erzyan people.
In 2245, the Earth’s sun has dwindled and no longer provides the energy needed to sustain human life.Five hired mercenaries travel to an uncharted planet to collect a rare mineral known as stardust to replenish the dying star. After their spaceship crashes on the alien planet, they are stalked and hunted by a creature far more advanced than anything they have ever encountered before…详情